Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Screwed.edu
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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