talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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