got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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