i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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