Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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