No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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