Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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