Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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