Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
