i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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