awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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