I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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