and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
