Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
