omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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