she kept yelling 'call me bella'
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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