About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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