I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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