But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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