i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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