Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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