Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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