it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Randomize
