is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
