sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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