I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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