It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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