Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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