Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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