Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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