...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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