check it out our google latitudes are spooning
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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