I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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