yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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