Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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