I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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