Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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