Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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