Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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