My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Randomize
