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say what?
wanna hang out?
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
