Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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