Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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