maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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