just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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