So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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