Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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