So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
