why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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