No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Farmville is her only friend.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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