At least make sure they are 18
Why
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
We got so high we made milksteak
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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