I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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