Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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