Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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