I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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